I don’t know why women demand everything that men have. After all, women, among other things, have men.
Coco Chanel
A smart woman is one in whose company you can act as stupid as you like.
P. Valerie
A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's confidence
R. Kipling
A woman is your shadow: when you follow her, she runs away from you; when you leave her, she runs after you.
Alfred de Musset
Beautiful girls and women are rarely alone, but they are often lonely.
Henryk Jagodzinski
The later a girl comes on a date, the more smiling she is.
Gomez de la Serna
A woman must manage to look so wise that her “accidental” stupidity turns out to be a real gift for a man.
Karl Kraus
Night suits every girl and woman.
S. Flesharova-Muscat
U loving woman the heart is always full of hope; To kill them, you need more than one blow with a dagger, she loves until the last drop of blood.
Honore de Balzac
Without a woman, the dawn and evening of life would be helpless, and her noon would be without joy.
Pierre Buast
If God had appointed a woman to be the mistress of a man, he would have created her from the head; if he had appointed her to be a slave, he would have created her from the foot; but since he intended her to be a friend and equal to a man, he created it from a rib.
Aurelius Augustine
If you want to know what a woman really thinks, look at her, but don't listen.
Oscar Wilde
Women's hatred is, in fact, the same love, only changed direction.
Heinrich Heine
A woman is both an apple and a snake.
Heinrich Heine
A man should beware of a woman when she loves: for then she is ready for any sacrifice, and everything else has no value in her eyes.
Nietzsche F.
If I am part of your destiny, then someday you will return to me...
P. Coelho
“If a woman loves you, then, in essence, the one she loves is not you. But the one she no longer loves is you!”
Paul Geraldi
When the actress was asked what she wears when going to bed, she replied: “Only Chanel number five.”
Monroe
Only a woman can temporarily stop time.
Yuzef Bulatovich
For some women, it is enough to walk down the street once to remain in a man’s memory forever.
Kipling R.
A woman knows the meaning of love, and a man knows its price.
If you love, let him go free. will return - he is yours, will not return - never was yours.
A man wants to be a woman's first, while a woman wants to be a man's last.
Jennifer Wilkinson
An intelligent woman is like Semiramis.
K. Prutkov
What is a mistress? A woman around whom you forget what you knew by heart, in other words, all the shortcomings of her sex.
N. Chamfort
Anyone who has not seen a woman in love cannot say what a woman is.
T. Gauthier
A woman’s right is to say more than a man, and a man’s duty is to do more than a woman.
Baurzhan Toyshibekov
The perfect couple from my point of view is damn beautiful woman and a devilishly smart man.
Baurzhan Toyshibekov
A man who reads morals is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who reads morals is certainly an ugly woman.
Oscar Wilde
Even the severity of the woman we love is full of endless charm, which we do not find in our happiest moments in other women.
Stendhal
A woman is not only able to understand self-sacrifice: she herself knows how to sacrifice herself.
Turgenev
Night gives shine to stars and women.
Byron
You can kiss a beautiful woman endlessly and never end up in the same place.
Janusz Makarchik
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.
Julian Tuwim
Don’t burst into your wife’s room shouting “I know everything!”, otherwise she’ll ask you what year the Battle of Trafalgar took place.
"Pshekruj"
Nymphomaniac: a woman who wants to make love in the evening despite having done her hair in the morning.
Maureen Limpan
To understand women, you need to become a woman, and if it is impossible for her to become one, then all that remains is to accept women as they are - full of mysteries and sweet charm in their individuality.
Gray
Without women, the beginning of our lives would be deprived of support, the middle - of pleasure and the end - of consolation.
Chamfort Nikola
A woman in love is more likely to forgive a large indiscretion than a small infidelity.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The expression on a woman's face is much more important than her clothes.
Dale Carnegie
It is a sin if a woman looks less beautiful than she could be.
Cervantes
If a woman answers your question, don't believe her; If she’s silent, don’t trust her anyway.
K. Makuszynski
If women are placed under the supervision of men, then they are not out of danger, only those out of danger are those who protect themselves of their own free will.
Indian saying
There are two ways to command a woman, but no one knows them.
Hubbard Frank
There are men who are more eloquent than women, but not a single man has the eloquence of a woman's eyes.
M. Weber
Women must be accepted with all our shortcomings.
Arkady Davidovich
For centuries, a woman has played the role of a mirror, endowed with a magical and deceptive property: the figure of a man reflected in it was twice its natural size.
Virginia Woolf
A woman would rather love a person she hates than someone she is indifferent to.
A woman reigns, but does not rule
Delphine Girardin
Most men demand from their wives virtues that they themselves are not worth.
L. Tolstoy
J. Labruyère
Being a man is a lot, but being a woman is even more.
M. Larney
There are often cases in life when a woman does her best to hide the passion she feels for a man, while he just as diligently feigns love, which he does not feel for her at all.
Audrey Hepburn:
“To make your lips beautiful, say good words. To make your eyes beautiful, radiate goodness. The beauty of a woman is not in her clothes, not in her figure or hairstyle. A woman’s beauty is in her eyes, because eyes are the gateway to the heart where love lives.”
Ernesto Cortasar - In my heart
Sophia Loren:
“Beauty is worth fighting for.”
“There is no better love potion than regular coffee, brewed with your own hands. Once a man tries it, he won’t go anywhere.”
Brigitte Bardot:
“There is no harder work than looking beautiful from eight in the morning until twelve at night.”
“It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without the desire to be.”
Coco Chanel:
“When taking care of beauty, you must start with the heart and soul, otherwise no amount of cosmetics will help.”
“To restrain yourself when it’s offensive, and not to make a scene when it’s painful - that’s what an ideal woman is.”
Marilyn Monroe:
“Never go back to what you decided to leave. No matter how much they ask you, and no matter how much you want it yourself. Having conquered one mountain, begin to storm another.”
“Don’t worry, but worry.”
Faina Ranevskaya:
“A real man is a man who remembers exactly a woman’s birthday and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman’s birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband.”
“Women are smarter than men. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?”
Angelina Jolie:
“Love is when you want everything the best for people people you love when you put their interests and well-being above your own. Always."
"Even strong people you need a strong shoulder. I’m talking about women and men.”
Dolores Ibarruri:
“It is better to die standing than to live on your knees.”
Evelina Khromchenko:
“Don't be shy about your curves. Everything that the Lord has given you is beautiful. And if it’s beautiful, you need to emphasize your shape. The main thing is to do it competently and tastefully.”
Helena Bonham Carter:
“To understand how you live, you have to live. Don’t think about it, but live with it.”
Whitney Houston:
“Never let your heart take over your mind, otherwise you will have problems.”
Margaret Thatcher:
“If a woman shows character, they say about her: “A harmful woman.” If a man shows character, they say about him: “He’s a good guy.”
Marlene Dietrich:
“For a woman, beauty is more important than intelligence, because it is easier for a man to look than to think.”
“Every man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than in a woman who has beautiful legs.”
Maria Callass:
“When I have no enemies, then I will understand that I am no longer worth anything.”
Gia Carangi:
“Life is not heaven, you don’t have to be perfect.”
Vivien Leigh:
“It’s much easier to make people cry than to laugh.”
Mother Teresa:
“Loneliness and the feeling that no one needs you is the worst kind of poverty.”
Gina Lollobrigida:
“Love is the best cosmetic.”
Meryl Streep:
“Anyone who wants to achieve anything must work hard.”
Greta Garbo:
"I never said, 'I want to be alone.' “I just said, ‘I want to be left alone,’ and that’s not the same.”
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Alla Pugacheva:
“If you don’t love yourself, then no one will love you. You need to love yourself."
Grace Kelly:
“Anger and anger cannot solve any problem.”
Catherine Deneuve:
“I am a mother, and a mother is never lonely.”
It is almost impossible to understand the mysterious female soul, but it is still worth trying. Moreover, representatives of the fair half of humanity willingly share their thoughts about what they consider truly important.
ABOUT BEAUTY
We women only have two weapons: mascara and tears, but we can't use both at the same time. Marilyn Monroe
It takes 20 minutes to look like a goddess. But it takes 3 hours to look natural. Yanina Ipohorskaya
A woman who is firmly confident in her beauty will eventually be able to convince everyone else of it. Sophia Loren
At 20, you have the face that nature gave you; at 30 you have the face that life sculpted for you; and at 50 you have the face you deserve. Coco Chanel
No one ever told me that I was beautiful when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told that they are beautiful, even if they are not. Marilyn Monroe
There is no need to be born beautiful to be devilishly attractive. Diana Vreeland
Many people complain about their appearance and no one complains about their brains. Faina Ranevskaya
ABOUT LOVE
There is a time to work, and there is a time to love. There is no other time. Coco Chanel
A woman who does not like her man's shortcomings does not love him either. Sophia Loren
If an ordinary woman and an ordinary man consider each other extraordinary, this is love. Yanina Ipohorskaya
Love, sex and food are what make us truly happy. Everything is very simple. Meryl Streep
A man must be accepted as he is, but leaving him in this form is unacceptable. Sari Gabor
A career is a wonderful thing, but it can't warm anyone on a cold night. Marilyn Monroe
The boy becomes completely obnoxious as he approaches 50 years of age. Yanina Ipohorskaya
Adam and Eve could have been the perfect married couple: Adam didn't have to listen to stories about the men she might marry, and Eve didn't have to listen to stories about how good his mother was at cooking. Wanda Blonska
Treason can be forgiven, but resentment cannot. Anna Akhmatova
Real love not the one that can withstand long years of separation, but the one that can withstand long years of intimacy. Helen Rowland
ABOUT LIFE
The Devil lives in some people, God lives in some people, and only worms live in some people. Faina Ranevskaya
I believe in the power of laughter. And it seems to me that you can easily disarm people if you can make them laugh. Meryl Streep
Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, immoral, or leads to obesity. Faina Ranevskaya
Horseradish, based on the opinions of others, provides a calm and happy life. Faina Ranevskaya
I find the plots of my detective novels while washing dishes. This is such a stupid activity that the thought of murder inevitably comes to mind. Agatha Christie
Every second woman is in love with herself - but she could have gotten into worse trouble. Magdalena the Impostor
If you want to have something you've never had, you'll have to do something you've never done. Coco Chanel
Happiness is good health and bad memory. Ingrid Bergman
The home should be the center, but not the boundary, of a woman’s world. Margaret Thatcher
Life is too short, so start with dessert. Barbra Streisand
Aim for the moon. Even if you miss, you will find yourself among the stars. Mary Kay
Under the most beautiful peacock tail hides the most ordinary chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen. Faina Ranevskaya
Life is too short to waste it on diets, greedy men and bad moods. Faina Ranevskaya
Most disagreements between representatives of different sexes arise when aphorisms about women begin to be discussed. Why is this happening? Probably because they are not always truthful, which many representatives of the fair sex do not like. Actually, any dogma is ever refuted by someone. Let's look at this issue.
Aphorisms about women: are they always accurate?
Even in antiquity, one sage expressed the thought: “Every rule has exceptions. And a woman is like this rule: she is exceptional, correct, but sometimes goes beyond these very rules.”
Men find it difficult to understand women. And it's easy to explain. After all, the psychology of people of different sexes is different. It is no less difficult for a woman to understand a man. However, due to some natural stubbornness, most ladies will never admit this.
This is where aphorisms about women arise, where they are presented as devoid of logic, strange creatures. But this is a myth: women’s logic is often much smarter than men’s. And every lady's oddity can be explained. Another thing is that the ladies themselves use this myth to justify their rash or incorrect, erroneous actions.
Is it possible to out-argue a woman?
The fact that women are stubborn and impossible to argue with was noted by Mikhail Yuryevich Lermontov. He told the world about this in his epigram.
Shame a liar, make fun of a fool
And arguing with a woman is still the same,
How to scoop water with a sieve:
Deliver us from these three, O God!..
- The best way to end an argument with your wife is to play dead.
- In a dispute between spouses, one is always right, and the other... the husband!
In fact, the reason here lies in the fact that lexicon There are many times more women than men. And there is also more patience to argue. Therefore, for many men, even if they are confident that they are right, it is easier to agree with the lady or leave the battlefield in silence, keeping their opinion to themselves.
Is birthday a holiday?
The worst thing for every woman is the approach of old age, the loss of external attractiveness. It’s funny, but men are no less susceptible to this same phobia. It’s just that the stronger sex diligently hides this weakness. However, there are not significantly fewer men than women in plastic surgery centers. AND cosmetical tools they sell out at the same rate as the ladies.
It is clear that representatives of both sexes want to look younger. And the fact that they hide their age in righteous and unrighteous ways is no secret to anyone. That is why aphorisms about birthdays are born so often.
- After thirty, a woman turns twenty-nine every year.
- This thirty-five-year-old lady, like all women on Earth, was only twenty-eight years old.
- Girl, girl, young woman... Young woman, young woman, young woman... And then the old woman died!
- An ideal husband always remembers his wife's date of birth, but does not know how old she is.
Even great people often came up with catchphrases about a woman’s birthday. For example, Joseph Kossman, a famous American entrepreneur, once said this: “There is no surer way to remember your wife’s birthday than to forget about it at least once!”
And again about the birthday
Some catchphrases contain slight irony over how much effort a lady spends preparing a feast. Sometimes the holiday itself is no longer a holiday for her. And this is what birthday aphorisms are dedicated to.
- A woman’s birthday is as difficult as a gypsy horse’s wedding: her head is covered in flowers, but she’s all covered in soap!
- Why does everyone around you wish you health on your birthday, but they themselves make your liver and heart suffer by loading your body with alcohol?
- What does the man who came up with the idea of celebrating a woman’s birthday deserve? Death is not enough for him - that's a fact!
A woman's strength is in her weakness
Short aphorisms about strong women are in great demand in the modern world. This happens because today they have to solve too many worries and problems. But everyone understands that this is the wrong approach to life. There must be someone next to a woman who will lend his shoulder in difficult times. And in any other too...
- Next to a woman there should always be that man who will solve all her problems at any moment and will never create new ones for her.
- The woman they love is always happy. And only losers and lazy people have it strong...
Oh, even in past years aphorisms have been formed. Let us at least recall a phrase from Nekrasov’s poem about a Russian woman who is the first to rush into a burning house and does not cower even in front of a horse rushing forward.
And what about the ditty written during the Great Patriotic War?
Me and the horse, me and the bull,
I am both a woman and a man!
In fact, a woman’s inner strength, her patience, and perseverance often surpass even masculine qualities. But, as mentioned above, this is rather an exception rather than a rule. A woman cannot always be strong. In her nature there is a need for affection, tenderness, and care. And therefore, “from time to time, even a very strong woman gets tired of being a man.”
Many men tend to compare lovely ladies with some animals. In the positive version, these are deer, bees, fish, cats, birds, bunnies and others. Probably, such a desire arises because these animals evoke a feeling of tenderness or admiration.
But aphorisms about cats and women do not always arise from positive emotions.
- Baba is a cat that purrs to everyone who strokes her.
- Don't trust a woman when she purrs: she can show her claws at any moment.
- A cat, like a woman, can be petted and touched by its reciprocal purring. But it is impossible to force either one or the other to carry out your commands if they are not in the mood.
- A woman is a cat who will always walk on her own and return to you when she needs it.
Family and love are the main thing in a woman’s understanding of happiness
Aphorisms about a woman’s happiness say a lot. Even the most confident ladies in their hearts dream of leaning against a stronger man and forgetting that they are self-sufficient and successful. These are the aphorisms about a happy woman that the people themselves composed.
- The success of a businesswoman who has her own plane and a villa in the Canary Islands is worth nothing in comparison with the quiet happiness of her beloved wife who prepares breakfast for her husband and children in the morning.
- When a woman has problems, she only needs to hug her child: feeling that he is healthy, he is nearby, she will understand that she is happy, that now she has no problems, and everything that worries her is just the little things in life.
Who is the most important person in the family?
They say that a wise woman is not the one who can do everything and knows everything, but the one whose husband can do everything and knows everything. This is probably true. It’s not for nothing that everyone knows such aphorisms about wise women.
- A woman is only a neck. And the husband is the head! It's up to him to decide. And the woman just has to turn her head in the right direction...
- A woman’s wisdom is to be able to remove and shake off the noodles from her ears in time.
There is also an opinion among people that the weather in the house always depends on the woman. And this is partly true. You can't build a family alone. And a lot depends on the man.
- A bad husband's wife is always a grumpy fool and incompetent. But for some reason the good one is beautiful and smart.
- A fool scolds his wife, a smart one teaches him how to live. And only the wise love her as she is!
- A real man will never be offended by his chosen one. He will just wait until she calms down and continue to love her further.
When there is no agreement in the family...
The worst thing is the troubles between spouses. With the years spent together, the former love and admiration for one’s other half sometimes flows away somewhere in an unknown direction. And such aphorisms appear.
- They often say about those who are dissatisfied with their husbands, they say, they saw the eyes of whom they led to the registry office by the arm...
They also make fun of both spouses, who after a few years of marriage begin to express their negative attitude towards marriage.
- You shouldn’t slaughter an innocent goose on your wedding anniversary - the one who once introduced the two unfortunate people is to blame...
- Inside every woman sleeps a witch, a fool, a bitch, an angel and a beautiful princess. The husband’s task is to awaken in his wife the one whom he deserves.
- An ideal family: she calls him to drink vodka, and he asks him to wait until he finishes the floor...
- Ridiculous phrase: all women are the same. Why then do the men keep running and running from one to the other?
The greatest thing that God created is a woman!
This beautiful and wise saying often causes a storm of indignation on the part of some “pants wearers”. They attack women with a stream of dirty and vulgar aphorisms with which today’s social networks are teeming. Among them, “a chicken is not a bird, a woman is not a person!” - most kind.
These elements probably became embittered towards all representatives of the fair sex because of their failures on the love front. But, unable to see their mistakes, they took the simplest path: they began to blame all women en masse, without thinking about the fact that the only one who gave birth to them, cherished them and loved them, also belongs to this half of humanity, which they mercilessly revile .
The following popular saying may be interesting in this sense: “You should never believe vile things said to a woman. They come either from a man who failed to win her, or from a woman who is jealous of her!” That is, lucky men who have met a worthy woman on their way and managed to win her heart, friendship and devotion, will never stoop to such baseness as to speak badly about all representatives of the fair sex, including their chosen one.
Meanwhile, even the great Solomon used to say in the distant past: “A woman is sweeter than life and more bitter than death.” With this phrase he emphasizes precisely his ambiguous attitude towards women. When everything goes well between two people, there is nothing more beautiful in the world! But if there were discord, a quarrel - and there is no more terrible test than this...
Coco Chanel also spoke about love: “No matter how you look at it, there is only one woman in the life of every man, and the rest are just her shadows.”
and a woman - does she exist?
Everyone knows everything about love - at least they think so. But there are disagreements about opposite-sex friendships. That is why aphorisms about friendship between a man and a woman have the opposite meaning.
- There cannot be friendship between a man and a woman, because in this case one of them is necessarily in love with his “friend”.
- Friendship between a woman and a man is love postponed to a later date.
- The friendship between a woman and a man weakens greatly when night falls.
- If a woman is friends with a man, it means that one of them would like to, but cannot achieve more.
We're joking about something serious
There are also funny aphorisms about women. It is now difficult to say who their author is. But these people are certainly not stupid.
- God first created man, and then woman, only because before creating a masterpiece, a sketch is always made, a draft, in other words...
- All men are assholes! Everything! And my husband - first of all. But why did I marry him then? So we have proven the basic rule of life: all women are fools!
- If a woman said that she will be there in five minutes, then you need to wait calmly and not call her every half hour!
- The first rule of doing all household chores is cleaning. And you need to start by cleaning your computer... away from yourself.
- A quiet man is a thoughtful person, and a quiet woman is a lady who has already thought of something.
- To the question “Girl, are you alone?” the majority should answer: “No, I’m quirky!”
- A woman, like a fire in the forest, cannot be left unattended for a minute. There are two options: either it will fade away completely, or it will burn everything to hell!
Perhaps some people will not find the aphorism funny, but there is some irony in it.
- A woman always sees double meaning everywhere, even where there is none. Where it is, the woman doesn’t see the point at all.
The list of aphorisms can be continued endlessly. After all, comedians and philosophers continue to compose them and publish them.
Anger and anger cannot solve any problem.
"Grace Kelly"
A truly beautiful woman is always kind to other women and to people in general. She does not accept rivalry, intrigue and meanness.
"Sharon Stone"
You need to study your enemy well, then one day you can turn him into a friend.
"Margaret Thatcher"
The more love, wisdom, beauty, kindness you discover in yourself, the more you will notice them in the world around you.
"Mother Teresa"
Women, of course, are smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
"Faina Ranevskaya"
What God has for you is far greater than you can imagine.
"Oprah Winfrey"
A husband is a person who always forgets your birthday and never misses a chance to tell you your age.
It is easier to defend your virtue from men than your reputation from women.
"Brigid Bordeaux"
My mother raised in me a feeling of boundless love. I may have been insufferable when I was young, but I have always been loving.
"Angelina Jolie"
You cannot shed scales if your wings are weak and you do not yet know how to fly. It's not enough to want. You need to be as prepared as possible for the flight.
"Irina Khakamada"
It is important to know your Achilles heel and not let others touch it.
"Marlene Dietrich"
Women want to change. They are wrong. Happiness lies in consistency and in not betraying yourself.
A woman who is firmly confident in her beauty will eventually be able to convince everyone else of it.
"Sophia Loren"
Conversations are invented to stop people from thinking.
"Agatha Christie"
Men, do you think women love handsome men or heroes? No, they love those who care about them.
"Anna Akhmatova"
Compliments - unique way cheer us women up at any moment.
"Sofia Rotaru"
Men lie less than women, except when talking about their feelings.
"Lady Diana"
The fate of a marriage is determined by only two people - those who are in it.
"Hilary Clinton"
You cannot cling to dreams and dreams, forgetting about the present, forgetting about your life.
"Joanne Rowling"
Quotes and sayings of great women
The outer shell sculpts the image. We build our perception of personality on it.
"Maya Plisetskaya"
I gave men my youth and beauty. Now I give my wisdom and my experience - the best I have - to animals.
"Brigid Bordeaux"
From the very beginning, marriage was established according to despicable practical reasons- a purely male idea.
"Catherine Deneuve"
I don't demand that people be nice to me; it saves me the trouble of pleasing them.
"Jane Austen"
Sometimes you need to destroy everything, burn everything to the ground, and then start all over again.
"Natalya Vodyanova"
Physical beauty is beautiful, but ephemeral. The self-confidence that comes with achieving your goals is the most beautiful thing in the world.
"Madonna"
It is not at all necessary to agree with the interlocutor in order to find a common language with him.
"Margaret Thatcher"
Never look back. Always look to the future with a smile. Tomorrow will be a new day.
"Monica Bellucci"
My only mistake: for three quarters of my life I thought that everything was still ahead.
"Alice Freundlich"
Don't let yourself hate a man enough to give him back his diamond ring.
"Sari Gabor"
If you want to have something you've never had, you'll have to do something you've never done.
I agree to live in a world ruled by men as long as I can be a woman in this world.
If a woman, when dressing, wants to please her husband, she chooses last year's dress.
